British wartime operativeWarPenguinAbout ↗ ×British wartime operativeWar PenguinFearless. Inexplicably competent. Britain trusts him with the impossible, and he gets on with it.SpeechNone.ExpressionUnchanged.MethodsUnexplained.
Commanding officerBrigadier EdwardHawthorneAbout ↗ ×Commanding officerBrigadier Edward HawthorneStern, disciplined, and impeccably formal. He delivers impossible missions with complete professional seriousness.He no longer questions War Penguin’s methods. He trusts the results.
Supermodel · War Penguin’s wifeViviennePembrokeAbout ↗ ×Supermodel · War Penguin’s wifeVivienne PembrokeInternationally famous, elegant, affectionate, and entirely sincere. She sees nothing unusual about her marriage.She knows exactly what War Penguin is feeling. His expression remains unchanged.
Wartime statesmanSir AlistairKendrickAbout ↗ ×Wartime statesmanSir Alistair KendrickGruff, resolute, and absolutely confident in Britain’s ability to endure.At the highest levels of government, he treats War Penguin as an established national asset and entrusts him with the most unlikely missions.
British monarchQueenBeatrice IVAbout ↗ ×British monarchQueen Beatrice IVImperious, fond of ceremony, tea, and protocol. She carries herself as though the entire Empire is slightly inconveniencing her.She never questions why a penguin is one of Britain’s most effective defenders.
