WAR
PENGUIN
016The Receipts

WAR PENGUIN / EPISODE 016

The
Receipts.

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settle expenses

Hawthorne brings Penguin to the quartermaster to settle his expenses.
Hawthorne
We still need to settle your expenses.
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quite reasonable

The quartermaster reads the short folded receipt with routine approval.
Quartermaster
Tea and biscuits. Perfectly reasonable.
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three thousand

The unfolded receipt spills over the desk and trails across the floor. The quartermaster looks startled.
Quartermaster
For three thousand?
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the guests

Hawthorne folds his arms and turns down toward the silent Penguin.
Hawthorne
W.P., who did you take to tea?
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afternoon tea

Both red- and blue-armbanded training armies enjoy tea at tables stretching into the distance. The three familiar umpires remain individually tied around torsos, wrists and ankles, awkwardly holding their teacups. Penguin stands beside the tea service.
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